"Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence." ~Vince Lombardi

Thursday, October 31, 2013

28 reasons I don't have a boyfriend

  • I HATE TEXTING
  • i dance more hours a week than a full-time job
  • i'm annoying like 75% of the time
  • can't cook. i caught mac-&-cheese on fire. yeah it's possible
  • i hate swearing yet some days i sound like a sailor
  • how do you flirt? ....if you were a potato...you'd be a good one. 
  • i'm a morning person
  • i'm terribly insecure and still, i act conceited.
  • i'd rather wear sweats and a t-shirt than a pretty dress and heels
  • i'm blunt
  • i always have to have the last word
  • i'm indecisive
  • i'm a five year old at heart. like, that should not be taken lightly.
  • i burp louder than any man
  • i don't like to "vent" or "cry on your shoulder"
  • can't sing but that doesnt stop me from belting my heart out to any music
  • im too skinny
  • i didn't forward that chain message a few years back and now i'm forever alone
  • i tend to care too much
  • i've already had my heart broken
  • i can eat more food in one sitting than most girls can in a day
  • i really hate shaving my legs
  • i have too high of expectations
  • awkward
  • i really hate making eye contact while i'm talking to people
  • a boyfriend is like a new puppy...you have to feed it, play with it, and it's hair is EVERYWHERE
  • i'm anti-social
  • i can't date myself