- I HATE TEXTING
- i dance more hours a week than a full-time job
- i'm annoying like 75% of the time
- can't cook. i caught mac-&-cheese on fire. yeah it's possible
- i hate swearing yet some days i sound like a sailor
- how do you flirt? ....if you were a potato...you'd be a good one.
- i'm a morning person
- i'm terribly insecure and still, i act conceited.
- i'd rather wear sweats and a t-shirt than a pretty dress and heels
- i'm blunt
- i always have to have the last word
- i'm indecisive
- i'm a five year old at heart. like, that should not be taken lightly.
- i burp louder than any man
- i don't like to "vent" or "cry on your shoulder"
- can't sing but that doesnt stop me from belting my heart out to any music
- im too skinny
- i didn't forward that chain message a few years back and now i'm forever alone
- i tend to care too much
- i've already had my heart broken
- i can eat more food in one sitting than most girls can in a day
- i really hate shaving my legs
- i have too high of expectations
- awkward
- i really hate making eye contact while i'm talking to people
- a boyfriend is like a new puppy...you have to feed it, play with it, and it's hair is EVERYWHERE
- i'm anti-social
- i can't date myself
"Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence." ~Vince Lombardi
Thursday, October 31, 2013
28 reasons I don't have a boyfriend
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