How to Forget:

We all have something we want to forget. 

• First get a blender. Turn on some exciting music that you can dance along to during the process. 
• All you will need is a box of oreos, 1 package of cream cheese, and a small bag of white chocolate chips. 
• Open the box of oreos and put about half of the cookies in the blender. (don't eat the remaining cookies..you'll use those later)
• Blend until it looks like dirt rather than cookies.
• Now remove the cream cheese from its package and put the entire block in the blender. 
• Blend again.
• Now put the other remaining half of the oreo cookies in the blender and blend until your heart is content.
• When you finish blending that all together, get a small spoon and turn the oreo slush into a bunch of truffles about an inch long.
• Take the white chocolate chips and melt them in a small bowl.
• Dip each of the Oreo balls halfway into the white chocolate.
• Put them all in the fridge for about an hour. 
• When removing them from the fridge make sure you think about how happy you will feel once you have eaten every last one of them. Trust me, you will never be happier.

Wait, wasn't this supposed to be a "how to forget"?

While you were reading this, were you thinking about that thing you wanted to forget? 

No.

Life is a constant battle between remembering and forgetting. 

Stop remembering and eventually you might forget. 

Plus, eating oreo truffle goodness is the best way to get your mind off of something.